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About the Miley and Vanity Fair Thing

Parents and religous groups, recently, went loco over this picture of Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montanna, aka daughter of “Achy Breaky Heart” singer Billy Ray Cyrus, when it showed up in Vanity Fair. Apparently, it’s kinda sexy and a 15 year old Disney Channel star cannot be sexy because little children watch her and look up to her. First of all, I think Disney stars are the biggest sluts around anyway. I mean, think Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. Don’t they just scream “LOOSE MORALS”? Anyway, that’s not the blog entry I’m writing about. I’m writing about Miley and her beautiful photo. I’m serious, I love this photo of her ’cause usually, she’s just ugly. Now, don’t get me wrong, this girl is pretty fierce. I loved her Idol Gives Back performance. That was pretty hot, but boiling it down to her face, it’s just not pretty. I think this photo makes her look good and all I can see is her back anyway. I think the photo is very nicely done and if little children happen to come across it while reading their favourite magazine, Vanity Fair, I don’t think they’re going to find it sexy. Seriously, if parents and religous groups didn’t react to this photo, it probably won’t be the first thing that pops up when you google “Miley Cyrus.”

I read that Miley went into hiding because she was embarrassed by the photos. Also, it seems, her parents are claiming that the photo was taken when they left and Miley was tricked into taking the photos and that Miley was confused and uncomfortable with the situation. What did Vanity Fair do? They released some behind the scenes photos.

Miley being tricked into taking controversial photo. 😛
(tricked my arse?!)

The photographer, Annie Leibovitz, apologised for the photo because she didn’t expect it to come off as something sexual. I have questions!! Isn’t Photography an Art? And don’t people interpret art in their own way? So, if people find that picture of 15 year old Miley Cyrus sexual, doesn’t that make them pervy? Just a thought.

Anyway, I wish I had a picture taken by Annie Leibovitz. She’s quite famous for these 2 magazine covers.

I don’t remember this naked John Lennon wrapped around Yoko Ono for Rolling Stone because I was a bebe when this was taken. If I remember what my dad said, and if he’s right, this was shot the day he died or someting. My dad was a photographer/band member back in the day, he knows these things.

I remember this pregnant Demi Moore because I was in grade school and it caused some controversy back then too. If people just ignored it, I probably would have never known about it as a kid. Instead, the image has been vividly emblazoned in my mind (hi mimi fans).

Back to Miss Miley. She’s got some nerve claiming to be “embarrassed” by these photos. I remembered a few other Miley scandals that I didn’t really care to report about because she’s not exactly on my “diva radar” but this whole Vanity Fair scandal made me go dig for those other photos she had been in that spread all over the internet. They’re not as naked as our very own, proud to be Filipina, Disney’s High School Musical star, Vanessa Anne Hudgens but Miley is kinda ugly anyway, so who cares? Also, since they’re not naked, I can post them here and it’ll be very “PG13”. I have never posted the Vanessa photos ’cause of the “R” rating of it. I am so not “R”. Here are some of Miley’s fabulous photos from an online networking site.

Miley sucking face with her equally ugly boyfriend.

Miley showing us her pretty Hello Kitty sheets.

Here she is making me feel fat.
Giving a nice armpit glimpse to let us know she is pro hair removal.
Proving she has no tatoos.
Sweet photo with two girlfriends in a bathtub.

Being very conservative and not at all sexual.

There really are so much more photos of Miley. She’s just a really fun gal like that. Actually, while posting that last photo in the little polka dotty undergarment, I remembered another controversial photo of a minor that caused as much drama as this.

This was almost a decade ago. Maybe Miley will follow in Britney’s footsteps. They’re both from south, after all. Britney’s just prettier.

Robbie Carrico

Maybe he should have kept the pop idol image instead of going rocker, yeah?