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Mormons Exposed

I was reading up on what’s new with Latter-day Saints and I came across this site where they are selling… wait for it… a hot Mormon missionary calendar!

The “Men On A Mission” calendar features 12 returned missionaries from all over the world. I have no idea where the profits from the sales of the calendar go and I don’t intend on finding out. Okay, that’s a lie, I’ll probably read everything about the calendar and it’s contents after this post. But my guess is, it probably goes to underwear and those cute outfits they wear to do their mission work. Whatever it is, this calendar totally trumps the Calendario Romano, also known as the hot priests calendar. These LDS are hot. Must be all the cardio they get riding on their bikes all day and the lifting of those books they’re always carrying around.

Mormons are so hot. I love them. I want a Tshirt!

I heart this one.

This one is kinda cute too. They have their little backpacks.



Brooke White and David Archuleta


I can’t help it. I picture Brooke White and David Archuleta in Mormon underwear at least once every show. I think there’s something wrong with me.



Merrick Christensen feat. David Archuleta

I’ve been meaning to upload this but I don’t have a cool picture to go with it. Haha. It’s a recording of couple of songs written and recorded by Merrick Christensen with David Archuleta on vocals.

This is the only accessible photo of Merrick I’ve found.
I’m not even sure if it’s him but he’s from Utah and, hopefully, Merrick Christensen is not a common name. Isn’t he kinda hot in that little pic? Hot LDS! Woot!

Merrick Christensen – Angels in the Alleyway (feat. David Archuleta)
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Merrick Christensen – The Most Beautiful Part About This Is… (feat. David Archuleta)
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David, You Know You’re Cute

I still think David Archuleta is cute but it annoys me when he plays “i’m clueless and innocent”. He was the junior champion of Star Search 2 and has been performing around the world since he was a 11 years old (or something like that). And he is a Mormon.

Mormons are hot. Mormons go on missions to different cities where they live with fellow Mormon men, all of them sporting the white dress shirt and black dress pants, riding their bikes and talking about the how Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism, was a prophet. They also have magical mormon underwear. That’s hot.

Anyway, I’m getting lost in Mormon fantasies again. Going back to David Archuleta. I truly believe he is completely aware that he is hot when he sings. His after performance demeanor, in my opinion, is a little too fake. I’d probably find him even hotter if he were pompous and arrogant. Also, he is way hotter than his brother and sister, which I’m sure he knows.


David with his sister and brother.

I still think he is way hot.