I was reading up on what’s new with Latter-day Saints and I came across this site where they are selling… wait for it… a hot Mormon missionary calendar!
Mormons are so hot. I love them. I want a Tshirt!
I can’t help it. I picture Brooke White and David Archuleta in Mormon underwear at least once every show. I think there’s something wrong with me.
I’ve been meaning to upload this but I don’t have a cool picture to go with it. Haha. It’s a recording of couple of songs written and recorded by Merrick Christensen with David Archuleta on vocals.
I’m not even sure if it’s him but he’s from Utah and, hopefully, Merrick Christensen is not a common name. Isn’t he kinda hot in that little pic? Hot LDS! Woot!
Merrick Christensen – Angels in the Alleyway (feat. David Archuleta)
I still think David Archuleta is cute but it annoys me when he plays “i’m clueless and innocent”. He was the junior champion of Star Search 2 and has been performing around the world since he was a 11 years old (or something like that). And he is a Mormon.
Mormons are hot. Mormons go on missions to different cities where they live with fellow Mormon men, all of them sporting the white dress shirt and black dress pants, riding their bikes and talking about the how Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism, was a prophet. They also have magical mormon underwear. That’s hot.
Anyway, I’m getting lost in Mormon fantasies again. Going back to David Archuleta. I truly believe he is completely aware that he is hot when he sings. His after performance demeanor, in my opinion, is a little too fake. I’d probably find him even hotter if he were pompous and arrogant. Also, he is way hotter than his brother and sister, which I’m sure he knows.